Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
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Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
Well that was rude. I don't understand why people think it's acceptable to comment on people's appearance in such a derogatory way.
cutycat136 28
And whatever her excuse will be, it won't be able to cover up her story for saying that. Bring it up to her boss.
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Comments (88)
Witchylady 18
How rude!!!! Did you insult her back? I hope so
VitalDistance 14
Customer service, they're either very pleasant or very rude.
speakfreely 21
That was super rude, I hope you let her manager know
Saraishi 25
You should've covered their face with your fist.
RebeccaRFT 18
Well you purchased the make up for the purpose of covering up your face. And besides, maybe she thought you got a small bottle and needed more to cover it complete
DoomedGemini 38
Make up is actually to bring out natural beauty despite what a lot of people seem to think.. Only thing that really "covers" is foundation and not everyone uses it.
Speedy1979 13
Lol!!
Dr_Lily_fml 17
Why is everyone assuming the cashier is female?
AllSoul 23
Because they sound like words from a real bitch.
pkypereira 11
I would've said "it's not for me, it's for you!"
hailzz_96 18
I'm sorry but I don't believe this at all
Ava_Darkflame 26
this needs a follow up. we've gotta know what you did, im curious!