Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML
Today, I went to park with a guy I've been infatuated for a long time. We got into his car and found a lovely lonely spot. Then he started talking about kinks, and I noticed that he had a gorilla suit in the back. FML
Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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djaeb2001 3
u must be hot!!!!!
cookiesofchaos 0
pics or... nevermind.
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Comments (336)
jimshrimp 0
ive seen this fml before >.>
anthony2113 0
bull shit!
TheHappyOne 0
oh that's hot(: I bet she returned the favor yes?(;
alphaomega1986 0
14 and 15 are hot!!!
snizzlesnuzzle 0
aww he likes you!
demomanX 0
omg that was you?!
Bliitz1 0
Aw, gross how majority of the comments on here told you to help the gorilla out. xD I wouldn't count this as an FML at all. Its funny. :]
Compass 0
YDI for being sexually attractive. Honestly. Whys is your life ****** because you have been declared sexually attractive by another creature?
JazzieeMamass 0
lmao , this is a def faviorate. Dont worry hun , maybee he just thinkss your really pretty :D
ZeroMachine 3
Hmm, I think that's actually a sign of aggression. Locking eyes with a male gorilla is seen as a challenge, so he was probably trying to put his "scent" in the air to assert his dominance. Probably good there was glass between you, or at least a partition of some kind.