By thatsucks4u - 14/08/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
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schwancy 2

obviously the spray has to come in contact with every inch of your skin or it won't "tan" that area....

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Freeze_fml 16

People like you are the reason we have warning labels on coffee cups.

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lifesokay255 0

why tan you fat ****? you already look like shit anyway. Give up on life.

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nikkkkkki 0

Gosh I hate people that go to saloons to get tans,well not hate but you get my point. They ALL end up looking like ompa lumpas. 1. Get a real tan or 2. Accept that YOU ARE WHITE.

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rzbt21 0

ydi for being a fat bitch

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CupCakeGirl101 0

then u would have handprints...my advice tan for real!

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kxdottt 0

Number 12 has not said one intelligent thing on this entire FML.

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kxdottt 0

10 we can tell, because you are slightly orange.

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yellowdoor 0

I work at a tanning salon, and legally we can't tell you to lift your rolls. We have to just treat you like a thinner person. It's really gross and sad when really big people want to be sprayed.

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Carl_Duker 0

don't you think you should be working on the fat first then your tan next OP?

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mr_miyagi 0

if youre that fat then your first priority for looking good shouldnt be your tan

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