Love: Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend...

By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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By awkwardturtle - 25/01/2013 05:31 - Canada - London

Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML

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Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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BlinkOnceForYes 0

Monday 5 October 2009 10:26

If she wanted you to wear a thong, she should buy you a thong.

Rx_man1 0

Monday 5 October 2009 9:54

#3 chill the **** out it's not even your life and u get all crazy ha ha loser

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Jimmy9999 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:58

YDI for being so whipped you went to get a thong for yourself

monny 2

Tuesday 6 October 2009 6:53

au contraire, i would love to see my man in a manthong. why? not because he is "submissive," or "whipped," but rather because he'd feel secure enough with his body and with me to wear one. it shows that he'd be willing to branch out on the sexual spectrum regardless of societal "rules," at the very least in the privacy of the bedroom! confidence is infinitely sexy.

scarlett361 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 18:53

i totally agree! lol.

HayItsHaley 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:24

But who wants to see junk shoved into a thong? That un-sexiness overpowers the confidence in my opinion.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 23:17

Not so for me! The package deal makes it almost look bigger, and with everything BUT that covered, it's all the more enticing to unwrap. It's like asking how a guy could find a small bikini top sexy if the boobs are "shoved into the cups"

too_much_fun 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:44

ydi for saying proceeded. end of story

8_wow_11 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:20

whipped, unlucky mate! But to be honest I bet you were just a little bit curious too right :P

bjg93 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:44

now just need to get a corset and some over large pearls plus make up and you'll be all set for rocky horror picture show

femmeixifatality 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 0:07

I work in a sex shop. I sell men's thongs. I sell women's clothing to men. It's not that big of a deal. Nobody is judging you. That's why we're all here, and why these shops exist!