Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 344
You deserved it 47 113

Same thing different taste

Top comments

tab13 0

come on take it from a guy big boobs don't matter I'll go out with a sweet flat-chested girl before a big tit bitch.


averagepurson 2

dumbass. guys hate big boobs.

OhHolaAlli 0

I agree with #1. plus you should love yourself for who you are. your bf should too.

hahahahahaha roses are red violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

AlwaysSmile116 0

should just accept the way you are haha but you to admit, thats pretty funny.

Football_5tar_JR 0

Your boyfriend must be proud that you want to make your boobs like bigger in public.

tab13 0

come on take it from a guy big boobs don't matter I'll go out with a sweet flat-chested girl before a big tit bitch.

bubbarific 0

ur boyfriend must b a pirate... becoz pirates love sunken chests lmao

missvee98324 0


slushpup9696 12

41 did not come up with that

StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

She's a carpenter's dream. Flat as a board, never been nailed, never been screwed...

first:*****. second: the suecurity guards aren't allowed to accuse you of shoplifting unless they saw you do it.

lol. they probably drug out the explanation because it was too funny.

cbr600_fml 0

so ur a member of the little titty committy

pnutbutterandkel_fml 0
SupxD 0

haha @77 it's thhe itty bitty rutty comitty...! watch the movie again

MissArtsie 0

You deserve it for trying to impress your boyfriend with your chest. If he's a good boyfriend, he won't care what your chest looks like. Jesus.

"Guys hate big boobs"? Haha, that's amusing. It's kinda funny you can say that for every single guy on this planet. That's like saying "People hate rock music.", because even if someone do, there are still shitload of people who definitely don't. I do get quite a bit of free drinks in bars considering that guys hate big boobs. Must be pity or something..

#3 no they don't... not all guys anyways

956TXking 0

so how did security notice that before your BF did?

RyanG_21 0

yeah like 103 said your bf probably knew the whole time but didn't say anything. & why was security looking at your chest anyway? lol

RyanG_21 0

2 bras? Hey everyone! op is a big fat phony!

Trupe 3

ydi the female form is beautiful as is if you are self consious with smaller breast you'll still be the same with bigger. beyond a handful or mouthfull is just unnecessary IMO b or c cups all you need

YDI, when the bra's come off he'll see anyway, so why bother?

tweetbaby14 18

you know only ibtc( itty bitty titty comitty) ****** and Nicki minaj followers do that right?

KiddNYC1O 20

those guards do nothing but stand there and engage in conversation

IchbinSyn 0

you need to dress up to got to target with your bf. and "dressing up" to you means wearing multiple bras? learn how to stuff it like a real fake girl, or, now here's a crazy idea, be yourself and be confident and you'll find there someone out there who'll like you for who you are. if not, I seriously doubt your boob size should be pop priority. A math lesson for you: ++= / --=

sue.. they can't accuse if they don't see you take it

dude, self confidence isn't just somthing you gain over night... it's harder for some ppl than it is for others because of things they have gone through, or because ppl have said shit to them. I would know :)

^ Bs there are stores that sell self confidence and the "man up and don't be a pussy" or "suck it up bitch" applies here if they think that they're fat then go change that. if they have a medical disease or something that they can't change then unfortunately they kinda need to accept it and move on. op could overcompensate by giving more Bjs.

smiles4life 1

STUFFER!!  xD

azhein 0

they have security guards at targets?

142 - I've been through more shit then you can imagine so don't get all high and mighty on me. even after everything I still have self confidence because I learnt a long time ago that people who put you down are just trying to take the focus off their own pathetic self. if you're just another person leeching off the 'pity me' bullshit then grow up. life is only as hard as you let it be!

demonolish 0

um actually 2 bras make u look smaller.. they suction u in

your bf took you on a date to target??? that's a fml by it self right there

woah dude, chill, I was just saying...

Target has the most retarded uniformed and undercover security guards. i had an undercover 300 pound black target guard profile me. you know what blew his cover ? a Hula Hoop that he was carrying. how many black 300 pound guys hula hoop ?

tweetbaby14 18

that is racist and just not cool towards fat people

hahahahhaha thats sounds like an awkward conversation

YevKassem 0

Haha I love how your the first to point it out

yuhhkno 0

LMFAOO loser so did yr bf dump you?!

there is something called tissues you can stuff in your bra

Asian-y lol jk but dude bit **** or not there personality isn't in there chest and personalty is what counts.

omg did you have to take it off?? no? rent-a-cops need action to yanno.....

she said she wanted them to look bigger, she never said she did it for her bf 

teach you to try to be some1 you are not.. like he wouldn't find out

Haha YDI for trying to be like someone else.

danipoo4u 0

Is I was gonna try to make my boobs appear larger I think I could come up with a better idea than 2 bras.. :/

girl, you gotta keep it real. stop trying to impress your bf

Cubanloverllera 12

exactly I've been wearing jocky bras for a year now and my breasts have never felt better