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get a little self confidence :)
hahahahahaha roses are red violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
that is... that is just sad
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA that's great
41 that was flippin awesome
41-roflcakes ahahah nice one :)
She's a carpenter's dream. Flat as a board, never been nailed, never been screwed...
first:*****. second: the suecurity guards aren't allowed to accuse you of shoplifting unless they saw you do it.
lol. they probably drug out the explanation because it was too funny.
"Guys hate big boobs"? Haha, that's amusing. It's kinda funny you can say that for every single guy on this planet. That's like saying "People hate rock music.", because even if someone do, there are still shitload of people who definitely don't. I do get quite a bit of free drinks in bars considering that guys hate big boobs. Must be pity or something..
#3 no they don't... not all guys anyways
#3 speak for yourself.
ydi the female form is beautiful as is if you are self consious with smaller breast you'll still be the same with bigger. beyond a handful or mouthfull is just unnecessary IMO b or c cups all you need
YDI, when the bra's come off he'll see anyway, so why bother?
you need to dress up to got to target with your bf. and "dressing up" to you means wearing multiple bras? learn how to stuff it like a real fake girl, or, now here's a crazy idea, be yourself and be confident and you'll find there someone out there who'll like you for who you are. if not, I seriously doubt your boob size should be pop priority. A math lesson for you: ++= / --=
Singlet top? Wazzatt?
sue.. they can't accuse if they don't see you take it
dude, self confidence isn't just somthing you gain over night... it's harder for some ppl than it is for others because of things they have gone through, or because ppl have said shit to them. I would know :)
^ Bs there are stores that sell self confidence and the "man up and don't be a pussy" or "suck it up bitch" applies here if they think that they're fat then go change that. if they have a medical disease or something that they can't change then unfortunately they kinda need to accept it and move on. op could overcompensate by giving more Bjs.
YDI for shopping at target
142 - I've been through more shit then you can imagine so don't get all high and mighty on me. even after everything I still have self confidence because I learnt a long time ago that people who put you down are just trying to take the focus off their own pathetic self. if you're just another person leeching off the 'pity me' bullshit then grow up. life is only as hard as you let it be!
um actually 2 bras make u look smaller.. they suction u in
your bf took you on a date to target??? that's a fml by it self right there
woah dude, chill, I was just saying...
Did they make you take them off?
Target has the most retarded uniformed and undercover security guards. i had an undercover 300 pound black target guard profile me. you know what blew his cover ? a Hula Hoop that he was carrying. how many black 300 pound guys hula hoop ?
hahahahhaha thats sounds like an awkward conversation
I like how he noticed that...
Haha I love how your the first to point it out
there is something called tissues you can stuff in your bra
flatty!
Asian-y lol jk but dude bit **** or not there personality isn't in there chest and personalty is what counts.
omg did you have to take it off?? no? rent-a-cops need action to yanno.....
she said she wanted them to look bigger, she never said she did it for her bf
teach you to try to be some1 you are not.. like he wouldn't find out
Haha YDI for trying to be like someone else.
Is I was gonna try to make my boobs appear larger I think I could come up with a better idea than 2 bras.. :/
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girl, you gotta keep it real. stop trying to impress your bf
Never try to push your luck :)
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come on take it from a guy big boobs don't matter I'll go out with a sweet flat-chested girl before a big tit bitch.