Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, these cute girls approached me and asked me to take a picture of them. One girl asked me if I could send it to her because her phone had died. I was excited to have her number, but it turns out that she deleted the message after she sent the picture to herself. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
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Top comments
blastvortex 4
And just what did you think she was going to do with your phone? If she wasn't doing something weird with your phone, she would probably just be stealing it. YDI for handing her your phone. It isn't like it's the end of the world either. She's but one fish in a big pond. Try again.
Veritas143 0
All I cared about is the first part because it reminded me of Blink-182... Everythings better when she's around, I can't wait 'til her parents go out of town..
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Comments (48)
the_stereotype 0
how did you not know that's what she was doing?
Ilovelife07 0
probably ruined it when you cut that huge fart just after she gave you her number
Love_Shy 0
Lol..that is clever (Y)
Voids 0
You think she wouldn't know how to unlock it? They're all the same and give directions on how to on the screen. Even if he'd put a pass on, he'd have had no time to do it. Just shutup, you're moron.
Psychs7 11
Mines passworded, you can't open my contacts without putting in the code, or my messages, or my media, or my settings etc etc (curious parents) and it asks every.single.time. So yeah ydi for not having security. Dumbass
AlexZB 0
what happened to comments 3-14?
WTFsGoingOn 0
The site hated them. It's all because I commented, I swear almost every FML I commented on today ended up all screwy like this. Or I just want to feel special and believe I somehow influenced it. Either way the site is being weird again.
ohmygoodnex 0
WTFsgoingon with this site?
chellinha93 0
That sucks, but at least she's clever.
a_robot_duck 0
You disobeyed the three days rule. It's probably for the best.
KoRnchick 3
why would you give someone your number then delete it from their fone? that is so pointless!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not going to a heavy metal concert :P
Ghado 1
its cuz shes a dumb bitch