Today, I went to a conference for work. When I got there I sat beside a woman about my age. She immediately got up and moved to the opposite side of the room. We were the only two there. FML
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Today, in an effort to avoid having the same break as my annoying coworker, I went a little earlier than I usually do. Guess who got moved to a position with an early break? She sat next to me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML
Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, my mom dragged me along with her to a baby shower. I was the only guy there. FML
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null_fml 11
Why did you sit right beside her if you were the only two there in the first place? You probably creeped her the **** out.
lexuality 0
Maybe it's just cause I'm British but personally I'd do the same. Why did you feel you had to sit right beside her? She probably just doesn't like strangers in her personal space. I highly doubt it was anything to do with you.
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Comments (97)
corme_fml 0
You're the person that keeps sitting next to me and my date in the empty theatre.... knock it off! :P
qwerty3210 0
id do the same, thats like the 1 space urinal rule! why the hell would you sit next to the person if 150 chairs are empty? you fckin stalker!
purpleisacolor 0
haha true that. unnofficial rules but rules all the same! like ur gonna be talking to other people in a conference anyway.
CallMeHush 1
Nice Watch. LOL
babybubz 0
angry_girl 0
tic tac.
lilubird 0
toe. fml
SomeonesGoneDie 0
crzyry 6
Maybe OP's cat peed on her sweater this morning. :-)
youEQUALtosser 0
Did you sit beisde her, as in several seats away? Or in the chair directly beside her? In my opinion, only two people in a room with plenty of chairs, no reason to sit directly beside her.
dacho 7
I would do the same.
p3rfect_ins4nity 0
how come the order of the comments get all messed up and like when I post something and then it dissapears?
skyeyez9 25
Either there were plenty of seats and she got creeped you sat next to her, or she recognized you from somewhere....and had a bad expierence (like a terrible one night stand or something like that.