Love, Pranks, ACAB and Break-ups: Dick move - FML

Dick move

By Gabby - 14/06/2021 04:01

Today, a police officer showed up to my house and informed me that my boyfriend was killed in an accident. Later, I found out it was a prank set up by a friend. He thought faking his death would be easier than confessing that he was leaving me for someone else. He didn’t want to see me get "upset". FML

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Monday 14 June 2021 7:35

That's not a prank! looks like the trash took its self out

ojoRojo 27

Monday 14 June 2021 9:05

Wow, that’s majorly ****** up. Sounds like you dodged a bullet for sure

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Boyufd 24

Monday 14 June 2021 5:02

both of them are shitty people but in the end, you know how they really are

thatslifeiguess7 16

Monday 14 June 2021 7:35

That's not a prank! looks like the trash took its self out

ojoRojo 27

Monday 14 June 2021 9:05

Wow, that’s majorly ****** up. Sounds like you dodged a bullet for sure

Plop 17

Monday 14 June 2021 12:30

On the plus side, now you should be very happy to be rid of this piece of trash.

Chazzster 26

Monday 14 June 2021 17:46

If the policeman was a real policeman, his supervisor should hear about this. If the jerk was impersonating a policeman, that’s a crime.

JasonThorn 19

Wednesday 16 June 2021 19:37

Yes, find out and take measures. See how "pranks" go when "pranks" get CONSEQUENCES...

Brightside86 29

Monday 14 June 2021 19:23

Extreme ghosting, it's highly effective.

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