Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML
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anon919 0
You don't have to be "fat" to fit into maternity clothes, they have them in smalls too, you know.
AshleyRose784 0
Some regular tops work as maternity tops too so eff it, if you like it wear it.
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Comments (175)
LoosechangeXxXx 0
YDI for being fat if it is not from a medical condition and your a fag no one cares about fat FML's They are handicapped.
adhd_crazyboy 0
Wow... no comment :p
Norrec86 7
If it fits who cares if its maternity. For all you people calling her fat you do know skinny people get pregnant too right? So they make smaller maternity clothes.
xZoeAmethystx 12
That's okay. If you couldn't tell it was a maternity top ,maybe if you wore it in public other people wouldn't either.
annwriter 0
Haha it can happen to anyone. I've done that before
bossman57 2
Get the hint tubby lumpkins
TigersEye8914 0
I'm glad I'm not the only one to whom that happens :)
notsofriendly 17
Empire waists are especially flattering when you have bigger boobs since they make your boobs look great and your belly look little. One of my favorite dresses is a maternity dress! I just removed the tag and enjoy the compliments :)
mip_92 29
Lots of women wear maternity clothes. Even me sometimes. I've never been pregnant. Get over yourself.
haphazardly 15
Well... just in case you know