Health: Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML

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By alipallie - 10/03/2014 00:36 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By hbt51 - 17/08/2015 19:56 - United States - Blue Ridge

Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable gastric distress. I wasn't wearing brown pants when I set out on that jog, but I sure was when I made it back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was diagnosed with exercise-induced asthma. I wanted to be a cop. FML

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By Well shit - 11/04/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I found out at a routine check-up that I may have asthma. How it went unnoticed until now, I do not know. I guess the world just needed to come up with a new way to make me miserable. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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angryseatroll 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:57

I'm actually dissapointed in all the people that say YDI. I mean, you are running, so that is an effort to loose weight. Good for you!

mhmmhmgood 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 12:24

yiiiiikes. wouldnt you notice it was kind of tight as soon as you put it on? but still, FYL.

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abqgirl 0

Friday 10 December 2010 8:01

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kwsoccer 6

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:44

how can anyone think your life sucks?!??! that's your own damn fault. unless you have some sort of medical condition that you gained weight?? then your life would suck! but at least you decided to get exercise!!

Captain0bv10us 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:31

Hey, at least you're starting running again!

Black_Letter 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:11

YDI for not getting a new sports bra.

taradeborde87 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 0:00

You didn't notice that you had gained that much weight until you put your bra on?! How did you not notice before?? You definitely deserve it. I do hope you keep running though, and lose the weight.