Kids: Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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Saturday 4 April 2009 12:27

Haha I love how innocent little kids are that they can always speak the truth without consequence. Jealous.

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Saturday 4 April 2009 13:38

At least she hugged you. She could have walked up and kicked your shin, instead.

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Saturday 4 April 2009 12:27

Haha I love how innocent little kids are that they can always speak the truth without consequence. Jealous.

paluzzi 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 4:52

shut up #1!

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Monday 24 May 2010 6:35

sad

bosskidz20 2

Sunday 19 September 2010 12:04

i'll slap her

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Saturday 10 December 2011 11:59

Maybe she meant phat? Pretty, hot, and tight.

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Friday 22 January 2016 16:10

66- #1's comment was much more productive and on point than your pathetic thread jacking so how about you shut up, eat shit and go crawl back under your Pokemon sheets in momma's basement.

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Saturday 4 April 2009 12:27

kids are very blunt.

bmxx 0

Monday 6 September 2010 10:48

I wish I had a blunt right now ;)

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Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:46

a blunt would be nice.

woody768 0

Monday 9 April 2012 12:26

Yes, yes it would be

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Saturday 4 April 2009 12:37

Kids say the darndest things.

kristenkoolkatt 1

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Tuesday 9 October 2012 4:52

that they do indeed 

AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 13:02

little children are a pest, but say always something with a reason: lose some weight

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Saturday 4 April 2009 13:16

Kids say it how it is, you're fat and unwanted! YDI

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Saturday 4 April 2009 13:38

At least she hugged you. She could have walked up and kicked your shin, instead.

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Monday 7 June 2010 21:24

speaking from experience?

Safko 0

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Saturday 4 April 2009 13:46

So cute.

michellefleeger 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 14:21

she's just being honest

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Saturday 4 April 2009 14:23

You wouldn't have posted this as an FML unless you were actually fat...so YDI

angeldo6695 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 14:30

dont you just love kids!

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