Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
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Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I got stood up by all five of my friends. I had to spend two hours getting hit on by a guy because I didn't feel safe to drive home. Their excuse? They didn't think I was serious when I said I was already at the bar. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML
Today, every time I go out with my friend, we get approached by girls. He’s taken, so he’s offered to be my wingman. Every time the girls find out he’s taken and I'm the single one, they tell us how they were only interested in him. I’m working my ass off trying to improve myself, and these are my results. FML
Today, after a nice Thanksgiving with my parents, and the usual question about when I'll bring a woman with me to meet them, I absentmindedly launched the usual dating app. I swiped completely dry with no matches, reminding myself that my entire city doesn't have one person interested in dating me. FML
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML
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Top comments
tzemmy 25
that happens a lot apparently. I think it has to do with the confidence level- they A) aren't looking for partner, and B) are more happy since they have one. many single people don't have the same confidence level and therefore seem less attractive to others.
mustangbravo 27
Don't let it get you down. The right person is out there. Don't be afraid to make the first move either. Throw us guys a line every now and then.
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Comments (83)
jack_splat 11
Nothing ever goes on sale untill you buy one.
laden_swallow09 35
I can attest to that!
Britt125 16
I actually hear about this lots. People who are really comfortable and happy with their relationship status (whether it's single or not) seem to attract the most attention. A couple people have said it and I think it's exactly what it is... confidence. You're comfortable, happy, and confident and people are drawn to that. It doesn't necessarily say anything about you so try not to let it bring you down. Just try to focus on enjoying your life even if you are single. I know it's easier said than done, but try.
PSYqualiac 17
That is called the relationship effect. People who are in relationships tend to look and act more attractive than those who aren't.
olpally 33
I go out by myself all the time. **** it, just have fun. :)
MidnaLink 35
This. Right here, ladies and germs!
natalinagan 9
That's y their in relationships
cheeeksss 29
Lol.
lola1313 9
This happens to me all the time :(
baxwar 15
Damn it I hate when I hit the you deserve it button when I clearly don't mean to it needs to be changed to where it can be undone
metheonlyb 17
As a guy who is painfully single, I know your pain.
doctorhook86 25
#36: Painfully pain.
laden_swallow09 35
Being single doesn't suck at all! Being alone, however, does.
rooshinsolanki 7
maybe that's why things are this way?
PANDORUM89 21
I believe it's the mentality that contributes to the attitude. Whenever I'm single it's like I have the plague. But as soon as I'm taken it's like I'm suddenly extremely desirable.