By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 15:00 - United States

Today, I'm going cold turkey with my drinking and smoking habits. I'm so irritable, I seriously considered running down an old lady who was taking her damn sweet time crossing the road, then shooting the guy in the car behind me for honking at me like I was holding everyone up. FML
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OptimusSlime 23

Maybe it's best to avoid guns, weapons, and such for now...

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tin_cup 27

Take a deep breath. Things will get better.

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tin_cup 27

Take a deep breath. Things will get better.

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OptimusSlime 23

Maybe it's best to avoid guns, weapons, and such for now...

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ptoka 20

And traffic, avoid traffic... You know what, just stay inside and enjoy a nice root beer and some candy cigarettes until the tension goes down.

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capnjacksparrow 7

Maybe just a room. Padded walls. Absolutely no visual stimuli. Or really anything else.

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Zarcissa 34

Best of luck to you OP and stay strong, you're doing a good thing.

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YumeWolf 23

You've got this OP! It'll get better. Great job for having the guts to quit, you won't regret it in the long run.

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emeraldisle 30

Good luck OP! You can do it!

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MisterEx 28

Maybe cold turkey your drinking habit first, then your smoking habit, or vice versa? This way you can either shoot people or run them down. Not both.

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chosha_fml 26

For a lot of people the two go together and it's harder to resist one when you're doing the other.

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tantanpanda 26

I think the latter is perfectly fine to feel in the FML. There are times when I want to snipe somebody's tires because they're doing something extremely stupid or really pissing me off.

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trucker2 33

Does that cover the smoking part, or the drinking habit.....

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Tatush_ 13

Hang in there OP

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AviKerensky 17

Keep your head up. Cold turkey isn't easy, but prove to yourself that you have the willpower. You got this, OP!

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Waxwell 21

I've heard s few tips on making things easier. Go to the sauna (sweat out the nicotine and other things, bring water!), eat more fruits and vegetables, take some vitamins, and, most importantly, stay away from them. They say that after three days it gets a lot easier. Hang in there, OP.

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