Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
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Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
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Top comments
ryukensfj 5
Wow how cheap can you be to split a happy meal and not a big mac meal?
Marissssolx330 0
He's a keeper ;)
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Comments (280)
coolprince 0
**** him, he is a jerk and cheap
cami28 0
Maybe he is saving up for future dates :)
thebottomdog 0
Smart to think that but you dont tell a woman that and should take you somewere half classy like wendys..
xytha 6
Seriously. I mean, why McDonald's of all places?
nic7973 23
what a douche!
Jasonf6 0
There's a keeper.
xytha 6
Tell him time is money and he's wasting yours.
antwon86 4
No need to hate on the golden arches!!!
isis_morrigan 18
I'd say go ahead and cut your losses and head on home. God only knows what else he has planned to save money.
Kristoffer 35
Good news! You've crossed one deadbeat off your list.
bizarre_ftw 22
Inform him you don't want to wast any time on a second