Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
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Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
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ryukensfj 5
Wow how cheap can you be to split a happy meal and not a big mac meal?
Marissssolx330 0
He's a keeper ;)
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Comments (280)
brandonc 3
his mommy must have only given him enough for a happy meal and that was his excuse. thats almost as bad as someone taking you out to a nice restaurant and letting you order what you want then when the waiter/waitress ask for his order, with a wink he shows them the brown paper bag he pulled from his coat pocket and tells them no thank you i brought my own...
BobbysBaby 3
what an ass. no wonder hes still single!
CadyAsInKatie 8
On my first date, neither of us had a lot of money, so we went to the $2 theater and ate at mcD's after, I paid (I am a female) and I still think of the day fondly. However, I think the way OP's date put it was rude.
rushfan2112 2
Gould of gone to a buffet
yourmofo 6
What a winner! I also bet it was a hamburger and not a cheeseburger. That costs extra.
KalCounty 4
Good news for him, cause he won't be wasting any money on a second date, ever.
marisadc79 0
Wow I hope there's no chance of a second date to this story. Dump that loser now.
76transam 0
You should have said "oh good cus i didnt wanna waste any ****** on the first date"
terence78 0
Woooow. Wow.
franwins0827 7
I guess he wasn't looking for a second date.