By sushi hater - 13/03/2011 18:55 - United States

Today, I went out for some very expensive sushi. Two hours later, I found myself on the toilet, violently voiding my bowels. I essentially paid to have liquid orange shit. FML
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luckycharm421 3

just because it's expensive doesn't mean it's good

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chanel8711 0

orange liquid shit? you must have eaten too much fish called escolar. they have oils that we cant properly digest so you can only eat a very small amount of it. ydi for not knowing what you ordered.

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camerican21 1

You should go to school with some 7th grader and be his science project, an upside down volcano with smelly orange lava

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nicelander 1

And people wonder why I'm not interested in tasting raw fish.

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thavie8 0

not interested in tasting raw Fish or sushi.?

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

For once I didn't see " haha a shitty situation"! *Happy Face*

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a7x_RoCk3r 12

This happens EVERY time I eat sushi...

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Brennanrulez 0

then its an elergy, or you had sushi once and are just an idiot

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bugmefmlnotnow 7

All sushi comes from the same place, restaurants market different sushi types (to mark up the price) yet its the same crap you can get at a cheap restaurant. ydi

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TheJester12 15

I would pay top dollar to have explosive orange *****! that sounds like a moving experience to me!

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supershocker75 2

my understanding of food poisoning is that it takes about a day or more to take effect. so ydi because it is likely the fault of your own cooking

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