Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
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Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Halfway through dinner, I noticed my mascara was smudging, so I tried to discreetly wipe it off with my napkin. As I looked up, my date was staring at me with wide eyes. Apparently, I had smeared it all over my face and I looked like a raccoon. He didn’t even offer to help me fix it, just smirked. FML
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vanaathiel 13
Why would you pick a zit while on a date? And even if you did, why did you not go the the washroom to prevent this very thing from happening?!? YDI
aback 5
Do that in the bathroom and wash your hands after. Yuk--I bet you didn't even wash your hands after picking that zit, before you ate dinner. Your date was probably having trouble keeping his food down. Nasty.
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Comments (145)
julesx3 0
o talk about embarassimg
intotheblue 0
Don't pick at pimples. It's okay to gently squeeze them when they've come to a head, but not to PICK at them. That will leave scars, plus your fingernails will put even more bacteria into the area, which just makes it worse. If there's a trail of blood, you've done something VERY wrong. I can't believe you wouldn't check that kind of thing, or do it in the bathroom, or something... yuck. YDI. Oh and #125, I don't think she'd want to put a band-aid on her face...
iEuphorical 0
You couldn't take care of that shit BEFORE your date? What's up with that?
Jpinkkiss 0
gross! didnt anyone teach you manners?! dont pick at it and at least go to a bathroom to clean it up your lucky that guy was nice and didnt insult you about it lol :)
Emwo 0
And this is why you should go to the bathroom, especially after you pick off a zit in a public place. >_>
k4tii 0
Ok, idiots. First of all, you all have to admit that you've felt something on your body and picked at it, with out even thinking about it. Number two, I doubt this was like, gushing blood or anything. And if your on a date and you pick at something, the first thing your gonna think isn't 'oh man i better GET UP, LEAVE THE MOVIE and go check if there's a TRAIL of blood coming from it.' So think before you leave all these retarded comments. And #125, how could you touch the zit and look for blood if you're in a dark theater? And #77, Yea. I bet it she was mindlessly doing it.
Adriennerox211 0
O_o ewwiez D= Picking Zit Fail .-.
lovelovelovee 1
disgusting. im sorry, but thats just plain gross.
chunkeymonkey559 0
Sorry but YDI. Why in the world would you pick that certain time to pop a zit? Go to the restroom if you really must do it.
99MDC 0
Damn. That sucks. And by the way, someone posted that greasy junk food does not help give you pimples/zits? You sir are wrong.