Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Halfway through dinner, I noticed my mascara was smudging, so I tried to discreetly wipe it off with my napkin. As I looked up, my date was staring at me with wide eyes. Apparently, I had smeared it all over my face and I looked like a raccoon. He didn’t even offer to help me fix it, just smirked. FML
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vanaathiel 13
Why would you pick a zit while on a date? And even if you did, why did you not go the the washroom to prevent this very thing from happening?!? YDI
aback 5
Do that in the bathroom and wash your hands after. Yuk--I bet you didn't even wash your hands after picking that zit, before you ate dinner. Your date was probably having trouble keeping his food down. Nasty.
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Comments (145)
fml_is_so_funny 0
You are a disgusting specimen of human being. Have you never had a zit before? Are you 13? Don't you know that it will ooze after you pop it? You are a disgrace to the human race. I hope that poor guy never talks to you again. Go join a circus
NewLight8421 0
thats a bit harsh for just messing with a zit....
kcslgvr 11
"You are a disgusting specimen of human being... You are a disgrace to the human race." really? is she really that disgusting of a human being for popping one zit? if you were to call anyone a disgrace in this situation, it should be you for treating this lady in such a horrible way for something as little as popping a stupid zit. you should be ashamed of yourself. no one deserves to be disrespected in such a way, especially when she has done such a little thing. keep those comments to yourself.
TaraTottz 1
hahaha
ryalho 0
What were you thinking? xD
igraine 0
I have totally done the same thing (stealthily poking at a zit in public, although not while I was on a date), but I had to click YDI because you really do! If you cared about how you looked for the guy, you should have kept your hands off the zit by thinking about the possibility of it making you look fugly!
Nacirema20 0
Ew. Gross. FYL.
fretforyerlatte 0
come on, you know what happens when you pick a zit. BEST case scenario it gets all red, aggravated, and inflamed, making it more noticeable. keep your hands off it until you get home, if you must pick!
weeeeeener 0
thatss fkin gross. fyl. YDI
Pb_lily 0
You sound like a real classy broad.
untoldfame 3
awesome job, pizzaface. YDI, and, FYL
somebodyshy 0
man, don't mess with zits unless you're in front of a mirror and have hot compresses available and you can do it RIGHT.
beast92 2
eww thats so gross.... *shudder*