FML : Today, after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty...

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FML - The follow-up

Today, after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to find most of the food gone, and a very guilty-looking puppy. FML

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Auroraen Say more :

OP here. Wow. Thanks for all the nice words, guys. My "puppy" is a 120lb, 9 month old Great Dane. Her name is Lily, and she is worse than Marmaduke and Marly put together. She is a total troublemaker. I had made zucchini bread, beef stew, a bunch of sides, as well as a cake. All of it was from scratch. I had actually put one of those baby gates across the entry-way to the kitchen, and she ended up knocking it over. Next time, I think she's going in the cage while I take a shower. And btw, I did just order a pizza. Everyone had a good laugh at me. And yes, she's practically impossible to stay mad at.

By Auroraen - / Friday 28 June 2013 01:23 / United States - Oswego

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By Inediblepeaches | 15

#5556274 - Friday 28 June 2013 10:54

Probably should have put him in a room somewhere else, or at least put the food up higher. Puppies will eat anything they can get their paws on.

By love_me_electric | 20

#5556837 - Friday 28 June 2013 07:43

The dog is still a puppy, you can't expect a dog to be fully trained before it's even a year old. If yours were, that's great, but not every dog is the same.

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By Inediblepeaches | 15

#5556274 - Friday 28 June 2013 10:54

Probably should have put him in a room somewhere else, or at least put the food up higher. Puppies will eat anything they can get their paws on.

rawr_ily96 | 24

#5556285 - Friday 28 June 2013 10:59

Definitely not just puppies. My 10 year old doberman has eaten at least 5 loaves of bread off of the counter. Now we keep it on top of the fridge.

Inediblepeaches | 15

#5556289 - Friday 28 June 2013 11:00

Well, its well known that puppies chew a lot more than older dogs, but I guess some never change.

thatkidhesh | 11

#5556305 - Friday 28 June 2013 11:19

time to invest in some taller tables OP.

hemz_fml | 13

#5556502 - Friday 28 June 2013 02:52

Puppies are awesome, this brought back so many memories of my GSD. You can't possibly be mad at the little guy/gal anyway just look at the eyes!

EmsyyyRose13 | 24

#5556777 - Friday 28 June 2013 07:10

My puggle gets into purses and bathroom trash cans to chew gum. Dogs get into everything.

By Ambient25 | 24

#5556275 - Friday 28 June 2013 10:54

Awww but he's just a puppy, you can't be mad at those puppy eyes! He's innocent I tell you. I have a Malamute, I love him so much :D

dallaschloe2 | 15

#5556326 - Friday 28 June 2013 11:51

so cute and fluffy!

gimmicksz | 9

#5556839 - Friday 28 June 2013 07:43

Yea ur puppy is fuckin adorableee lol

By summy15423 | 12

#5556277 - Friday 28 June 2013 10:55

Awe your puppy must be sooooo sorry. Sorry OP, that's why we have pizza delivery!

Inediblepeaches | 15

#5556281 - Friday 28 June 2013 10:57

OP said is was a special family dinner. I dont think pizza will cut it.

queerdragon | 20

#5556282 - Friday 28 June 2013 10:59

Its not a family affair until something goes wrong.

thatkidhesh | 11

#5556312 - Friday 28 June 2013 11:33

3 Pornhub 'pizza' delivery images strike again.

SoulHunter36 | 16

#5556503 - Friday 28 June 2013 02:54

Nonsense. Pizza always cuts it and perfect for any special occasion. XD I'm also sure her family won't mind after being told the story and will probably laugh at it. No one can stay mad at a puppy.

perdix | 29

#5556659 - Friday 28 June 2013 05:19

#5, you drive a hard bargain -- OK, pizza AND cheesy bread!! That's cordon bleu in my book!

By zandalee | 19

#5556278 - Friday 28 June 2013 10:55

Problem is, it's literally impossible to be angry with a puppy. Especially a guilty looking one.

Zimmington | 21

#5556315 - Friday 28 June 2013 11:36

Not true

life_sucks225 | 13

#5557553 - Saturday 29 June 2013 06:46

yep, i'd get mad for a bit then give it a small punishment.

By joetan | 16

#5556284 - Friday 28 June 2013 10:59

Shoot the dog? Fyl.. Coz it's going to another round of hard work..

Inediblepeaches | 15

#5556292 - Friday 28 June 2013 11:01

Shooting the dog is taking it too far. People who harm pets are the worst kind of people.

astralvagan | 20

#5556295 - Friday 28 June 2013 11:03

Shoot the dog, for doing things that puppies do? Are you psychotic?

By perdix | 29

#5556287 - Friday 28 June 2013 10:59

Now that he's fattened up pretty good, you can serve up the puppy! Your family dinner will indeed be "special." Of course, everyone will have to get their stomachs pumped and you'll get locked up in the loony bin if you tell them what the main dish was.

thatkidhesh | 11

#5556314 - Friday 28 June 2013 11:35

9. this isn't China.

Queensland | 27

#5556324 - Friday 28 June 2013 11:45

They'll think you're barking mad!

Sinistra_Blue | 12

#5556673 - Friday 28 June 2013 05:34

That sounds like it'd be pretty ruff.

By MattTheSlovenian | 10

#5556288 - Friday 28 June 2013 11:00

D'awww its a puppy :D u can' t be mad at him OP besides,the family will probably understand the problem and then you and your family can go together to a restaurant :)