Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
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Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Halfway through dinner, I noticed my mascara was smudging, so I tried to discreetly wipe it off with my napkin. As I looked up, my date was staring at me with wide eyes. Apparently, I had smeared it all over my face and I looked like a raccoon. He didn’t even offer to help me fix it, just smirked. FML
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vanaathiel 13
Why would you pick a zit while on a date? And even if you did, why did you not go the the washroom to prevent this very thing from happening?!? YDI
aback 5
Do that in the bathroom and wash your hands after. Yuk--I bet you didn't even wash your hands after picking that zit, before you ate dinner. Your date was probably having trouble keeping his food down. Nasty.
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Comments (145)
diet_otaku 0
oh please, like none of you have ever picked a zit? the only thing she did wrong was picking it while on a date, where she couldn't see it.
bollywood_rocks 0
I actually haven't. Learning from my older brothers who popped theirs as soon as they show up and have the black spots to show for them, I NEVER pop a zit. It goes away on its own after a few days and you won't get scarring.
zach5 0
That is disgusting
Russolini 0
ydi for picking a zit while u were out with him and as a guy that's a turn off to see a girl do that
FYOURLIFE13 0
Maybe he's a vampire and just wants to suck on your oily, bloody & delicious zit.
rollursk8r 0
@49 you're an idiot only like kindergarteners call people pizza face (ok maybe like middle schoolers) but still... OP has one zit... geez
heatherh0rror 0
pfff, one of my exes used to pop my zits for me. I think the dude will get over it. maybe a little embarrassing, but if he really cares that much about this one instance, then that's much too bad for him.
kirby229 0
your ex popped your zits? that might explain why he's your ex now. that's something that you're not supposed to do, but since most of us cant resist, at least do it in private.
heatherh0rror 0
hey, I never said I wanted him to. there's a whole 'nother story to why we stopped dating though.
FYOURLIFE13 0
I wish I had a pizza penis
up4thebadguys 0
Ewww that's ******* sick
DearGravity 0
YDI, sorry. You don't pick zits on dates.
DearGravity 0
YDI, sorry. You don't pick zits on dates.