Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML
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gazzdogs 5
My mum is a helicopter parent too. Always lurking about in the distance, I know how you feel :(
Riya2595 15
Haha creepy!
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Comments (108)
almostalbino 10
Mom, I'm 24!
goodgirlxgonebad 3
Wow she needs to let go unless you're like 12
LaLa497 5
How creepy! I would have flipped out! She must. Not trust you?
capnbzarr 43
Next time, don't tell her where you're going. Or, better yet, lie and say you're going someplace on the other side of town.
roxie820 3
ummm . . . awkward.
yakita60 2
"Just ignore her. Just ignore her!!"
NullPointer 20
I don't know why parents do this to their kids. Do they really think this is what's best for them?
cradle6 13
Stalker much?
bubo_fml 11
Cougar 'n' cub?
JohnnyBoyFML0420 0
Been through that so many time. Countless times have I felt the feeling of someone watching me. Especially a parent..... Lol