Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
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gazzdogs 5
My mum is a helicopter parent too. Always lurking about in the distance, I know how you feel :(
Riya2595 15
Haha creepy!
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Comments (108)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Face it, your mum is a helicopter parent. What you should do to get rid of her is to either: 1) Get a Surface-to-Air missle turrent to take her down 2) Get a FIM-92 Stinger launcher and fire the missle at her 3) Throw food at her until she leaves Your choice on how to get rid of her, have fun. :)
ladyLALAA 29
You suck
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well I never see YOU cracking some sort of joke, how about YOU tell us a joke and let's see who suck even more.
LaughinStock 16
Hmmm well 43 the helicopter might have IR Flares sooo, choice 3 would be the best. Let's blind the pilot and see where it goes. :)
yamomsvagina 1
You guys are faggots
ladyLALAA 29
Who suck even more? Um, ok little one :)
linkinpark98 24
That happened to me once, too. -_- FYL OP.
pupigirl 7
wow and I felt like my mother was weird O.o
starwind3438 9
The next time you go on a date, take her car key so she can't follow you.
GoW_Chick 15
Well looks like it's time to go back to the costume shop OP's mom they saw right through your disguise
perdix 31
It depends on your age. If you are under 18, she's just trying to protect you; but if she's over 18, she's trying to see if your date prefers MILFs.
GoW_Chick 15
I read this a bunch and wouldn't the mom be over 18 if OP is already dating? I am not trying to ruin your joke I got confused, I love your comments.
perdix 31
I'm sorry, too many "she's" for clarity. I meant that if the OP were an adult, the mom was trying to steal the date from her.
mattorama 15
A 16 or 17 year old doesn't need to be "protected" on a date.
perdix 31
That depends on their track record of responsibility. Also, if they have their own money to pay for abortions and STD meds.
MGMTT 2
Can't believe there are mothers like that out there. Creepy! You need to have a serious conversation with her.
hateevryone 15
you need to talk to her.
grannygruber 6
Would you rather she got up and asked to join you?
RedPillSucks 33
Have your date stare back and lick his lips seductively.