Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
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Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML
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gazzdogs 5
My mum is a helicopter parent too. Always lurking about in the distance, I know how you feel :(
Riya2595 15
Haha creepy!
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Comments (108)
Mf2307 15
i would be pissed if that had happened
pdp_fml 21
Op, how old are you? If you are too young for a dinner date you should have stayed home. If you are old enough, your mom has to trust you and not follow you around and spy on you. Anyway, FYL.
crazyfangirl 0
Awe that really sucks :/
Nadieska 0
Mommasboyyy! O:
saphire512 3
Somebody's watching me Micheal Jackson
hollygirl551 0
Hahah suck it
perry_sameh20 18
haha that really sucks !!
KevinsK4 0
That's A Bit Creepy! But, How'd She Look?
emilywhite97 0
You should have make it awkward... (well awkward-er). Start flirting with him and being all over him
emogirl88 2
That could get you in a lot of shit depending on age and other things.
emogirl88 2
At least it shows she cares. U shouldn't be hard on her and be lucky u have her around even if she gets on u nerves. At least she's there. Some kids don't have there parents. Some are foster kids