By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 868
You deserved it 3 618

Same thing different taste

Top comments

OhDearBetrayal 25

Make sure you read the fine print.

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

Comments

Sounds like Sheldon cooper from the big bang theory!

scottybhoymad 0

Congratulations your going out with sheldon cooper

natalee_boutte 1

Oh, he just wanted you for his own personal 50 shades. Calm down. ;)

dramakween515 5

Someone read fifty shades of grey a few times. That's straight from the book

AphyTheBronette 15

That's so... Fifty shades. Make sure to read the fine print I hear butt plugs are involved.