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By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

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By bootycall:( - 15/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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By justthinkofyourhand - 13/07/2014 22:36 - United States - Salida

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

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By shescomfortablynumb - 05/06/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

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You snooze, you lose

By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 22:00

Today, I got turned down by the person who has been wanting to date me for five months. FML

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Wednesday 25 July 2012 19:00

Make sure you read the fine print.

ApologyKick 25

Wednesday 25 July 2012 19:01

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

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mine747 12

Wednesday 10 October 2012 16:02

fifty shades?

MaryPoppins88 14

Tuesday 6 November 2012 6:19

Was his bane Sheldon cooper?

tiya179 3

Tuesday 11 December 2012 13:40

IT'S SHELDON COOPER!

cremeister 4

Wednesday 20 February 2013 13:34

Forget 50 shades of grey. It's the Relationship Agreement! He was Sheldon Cooper.

mets300 8

Sunday 21 April 2013 20:14

Omg! It's SHELDON! From the Big Bang Theory! You must be Amy, how nice to meet you!

xRezSynn 15

Thursday 1 August 2013 21:04

Is he by any chance, Sheldon?

Omnytrx 3

Thursday 5 September 2013 4:33

I think he is a genius.

nemcali 34

Sunday 17 November 2013 23:09

**** fifty shades of grey

AerBear115 15

Sunday 1 December 2013 8:31

50 Shades of Grey

SlightOfHand 5

Sunday 12 January 2014 6:20

Are you dating Sheldon Cooper?

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