By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

Make sure you read the fine print.

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ApologyKick 25

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

For commitment? o.0

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SmittyJA24 26

Is this what you girls mean by "making it official"??

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gheebuttersnaps 4

No, that's just the overly attached girlfriend meme.

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lsd_withdiamonds 7

He was just making it official! Hopefully he wasn't serious, though. Otherwise, its kind of funny.

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TBelle4Ever 15

Is that Sheldon and Amy's bf/gf agreement?

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missunderstanded 5

never sign anything before you read it! and thats, different.....

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outoftown 26

Who in their right mind would thumb you down for suggesting reading before signing? Oh, yeah -- perps.

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outoftown 26

Who in their right mind would thumb this down? Oh, yeah -- perps.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Read the fine print... READ IT!

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Ugi 26

Is he a lawyer by any chance? I wonder what duties you have signed up to on your side of the contract?! I'm concerned that your new guy is genuinely deranged.

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Trisha_aus 15

Better call Saul

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day624 14

Tell him your going to need your lawyer to look over it

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Sandman366 6

Was it a 2 year contract, or just indemnification for him?

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TBelle4Ever 15

That us from the show, Big Bang Theory. He is a genius that is not a big romantic, but he somehow got a girlfriend that is like him and his personality, and he made her sign a contract to make their relationship binding.

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DracoSpirita 21

^Thanks for clearing that up. >_>

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