By j_babydoll6520 - 26/08/2011 11:09 - Australia

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 609
You deserved it 3 139

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reply back saying "its ok i was cheating on you too with your brother... oh and is he free this weekend?"

I've been dumped by a fair share of ghosts myself. It can be really emotional, but you will get over it.

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I've been dumped by a fair share of ghosts myself. It can be really emotional, but you will get over it.

Casper said you didn't take it well.

Haha "you're ugly when you cry?" show me one person that's pretty when they cry, and I'll show you a good plastic surgeon.

#40 - Hermione Granger. Show me when she isn't pretty and I'll do something irrational. I dunno

Emma Watson isn't a person. She's an extraterrestrial creature from the planet of hotness.

Haha she's perfect in every possible way. Even with that pixie cut or whatever it's called

Eh, she's better with long hair...

What does FTW mean?

^ it means fuck the world

#69 FTW *faceplam* should of Googled it 1st.

Jammy01jams 2

40 - My girlfriend? Although I may be a bit biased...

Must have been meant for Farrah on teen Mom

UWell, if your penis gets cut off, your new name could be Nearly Headless Dick

Long hair, pixie cut or no hair, we all have something in common.. We'd smash her back doors in. GIVE ME SOME MANLOVE

I bet the sex is weird

FTW- For the win

It actually means fill the waterhole or sometimes fiddle them wet

I wonder how that person will feel when they show up for date with that sender

"have you been crying? cause you look really ugly today"

reply back saying "its ok i was cheating on you too with your brother... oh and is he free this weekend?"

Don't wanna come of as mean but why is the OP sad the text wasn't meant for her. I'd mess around withthe sender of the text. And what kind of person breaks up with someone on the phone smh

What if the person whe sent the text was a girl?

The person who posted the FML goes by the name of j_baby doll. Or something like that. I just assumed

Even better >:)

No no no say "Oh and he's bigger than you... a lot bigger. LMAO"

Either way you could still send the text back lol

Happens to the best of us! Lol. You shoulda went along with it though... Coulda had fun with that one.

Yeah. Like you can't dump me I'm peragnet with you kid. lol j/k

She could have said she may be ugly when she cries, but he's always been ugly inside and out. :)

Wow, I feel sorry for the person who the text was actually menu for.

That's ment for sorry auto correct is a bitch.

It's actually "meant".

the word is actually spelled "meant".

iPhone's are fun auto correct = drunk texting/spelling

"...you're ugly when you cry." lol That guy's a winner.

no actually he sounds like a fuckin loser to me.

Oh how the irony is lost to you...

It's okay, see the brighter side of things; at least you know you're not with an asshole that cheats & ball-less to breakup with his girls in person.

I'm sorry Miss. Jackson but...

never meant to make your daughter cry..

Because she's an ugly crier.

I apologize a trillion times.

Lmfao at his text. Seriously need to use that line. FHL for breaking up with someone via text, but an A+ on the irony scale.

I don't think you know what irony is...