Love: Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting...

By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone, then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it said, "I'm here for the quicky." Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

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By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By fuck - 18/04/2015 14:38 - United States - Saint Thomas

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By crawfo - 31/08/2009 13:54 - Australia

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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By lawl - 07/05/2011 13:25 - Canada

Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML

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palmtrees 1

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:08

please tell me you left her there.

premiermois 5

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:16

Why the FML? You have blackmail. And you should have called her mother right then and there.

Comments

renyark209 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 21:26

Fyl. He didnt deserve that all! So ****** what if he reads her msgs. He had the right to know this.

lobby0ne 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 21:26

wow, what a *****, you should have drove away with her car!!!

blueslushy 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 21:32

HAHAHAHA! Atta girl! I would have done that too! You men would TOTALLY do some shit like that to us if you had the chance!

b5200 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:34

Go suck a dick you stupid feminist bitch.

Kenno95 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:24

no we wouldve invited our dates in for the quickie too

myfavoriteplay 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 21:43

You could have just sent the text "I'm here for the quicky"- spelled wrong and everything- to her mom. For all she knows, she accidentally sent a second copy to the wrong person or something. You don't get involved and still get revenge.

shellybean87 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 21:48

Wow that sucks! You probably shouldn't read peoples text messages though... but in that case it was sort of a good thing you did.

cadburyegg 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 21:50

man, wtf is wrong with people?

Mr_Eated 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 22:03

Sadly, people often suck!

xualsexual 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 22:10

ouch.. that's rough man you should have just peed in her car and left

Neverloveagain 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 22:24

she's a total *****, thats nasty but whats with texting the mom?, She could be a grown ass woman, Just stay away before you get an STD, annnnnnnnnndddd that gross on the others guys part that he'll sleep with her if he knows she's on a date

um_duh 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 22:28

You didn't think to text the dude inside & say, hi - im out in the car waiting for my date & by the way she has herpes/crabs/insert STI here... then text her whole phonebook telling them - omg I just found out I have herpes/crabs/whatever STI. That way her whole phonebook knows she's a ****. Oh and I would have hit up some of her nicer friends while I was at it & called them for a date. Bitch