Love: Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting...

By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone, then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it said, "I'm here for the quicky." Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

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By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By fuck - 18/04/2015 14:38 - United States - Saint Thomas

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By crawfo - 31/08/2009 13:54 - Australia

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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By lawl - 07/05/2011 13:25 - Canada

Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML

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palmtrees 1

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:08

please tell me you left her there.

premiermois 5

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:16

Why the FML? You have blackmail. And you should have called her mother right then and there.

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vt_mruhlin 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:38

Text her mom and tell her.

Blurggle 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:41

Good idea! Should have picked up her phone and sent "Just left my house and mum thinks I'm on a date. I've got the lube, did you remember the handcuffs?" Would have been justice served.

burb_fml 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:40

You should have just got up and left the scene. Maybe immobilised her car by some means. It's pretty disrespectful of her.

Tiermes87 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 17:42

As far as immobilization goes, I would've taken her keys, gotten out of the car and thrown them into some bushes or another yard. See if she could find them in time before her mom got there after calling and letting her know what's up. FYL mate.

Baroness542 6

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:13

Exactly, #49. I would've texted/called her mom, told her mom exactly what her daughter was doing, given her the address of the house, thrown the keys in a bush or some place the daughter would never be able to find it (wedged under the tire, perhaps?) and started walking. But I probably would've stayed close-ish, just to see the confrontation. Since I have a feeling it would've been hilarious.

katieface 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:20

Oh. Thanks for the clarification of what the comment above you said.

mmmyeahsaraa 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:21

totally agree!

Qup 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:41

what a coniving bitch! good luck finding a decent woman.

bb1_00 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:45

that must suck!!!!!!!!!!!!! FYL

Kris2476 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:45

That's low for her to do. Though she probably isn't very smart anyway, because she left her phone in the car >>

NOWAYJOSE 14

Monday 15 November 2010 9:00

she probably didn't give enough of a shit to hide what she was doing to OP! oh well OP there are always mail order brides. I heard they're very obedient and stuff.

6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:45

YDI for trying to score with an obvious ****

Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:46

I hope you stole her car, her phone and al the other shit she had and ditched her. No one deserves to go out with a bitch like this. Or you could have made holes In all the tires of her car.

icertainlysuck 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:53

Drive away and put her car in a revene.

commnavrizzo 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:54

I would have looked at her pictures on her phone first...if she had anything good, then you could've texted them to yourself and at least got something out of the deal.