By maximus - 20/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML
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drgnsf8 0

not an fml. why do people get grossed out when girls talk about the same shit guys do.

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kerrygirl 13
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and this is a fml because??? were u like automatically going to get with her since u sat at the next table???

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xMrAndyTranx 4
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So did you imagine a blumpkin in reverse?

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MacOSXpert 7
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YDI for listening in on them. Seriously. Besides, this is the 21st century, What did you expect them to talk about? Make-up and ponies? You should be glad they weren't talking about last night's lay or Robert pattinson..w/e.

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riku3220 2

Maybe he wanted to find out her personality or find something that they have in common before making a move. Would you really want to start a relationship based on the fact that you two enjoy Chipotle?

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mashedpotato360 0

you are all dumbasses. they said that so you wouldnt TALK to them. DUMBSHIT.

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michaelscot23 0

and fecal blood

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schnitzel5 0
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lol, I went to a chipolte once, yes very much diarrhea......

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E40_fml 0

You creeper.

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kerrygirl 13
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and this is a fml because??? were u like automatically going to get with her since u sat at the next table???

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unfortunate_13 5
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yeah I don't see it either. you overheard a funny conversation. yes she was cute. where's the FML?

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PurpleAddict 0

I think it's because he's going to get diarrhea too? Or maybe they disgusted him?

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susieKiute 0

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lickmyjock 0

hahahahahaha if you're the girl

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Euphorically 14
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Maryland? I still don't get the FML?

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Aleg89 0
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LMFAOOOOO!!!!!!!

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chilearmy123 4
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Sorry u arent attractive.. Ehhehe

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damienwatkins 0
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Chipotle ruins the pants of many people OP. If you can't handle it, don't go

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lindee325 1

? so not an fml

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supmofukka 0

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chaos753159 4
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YDI for not thinking Arbys 

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CallMeHush 0
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Come on, girls don't poop much less get the squirts.

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narek996 0

idk how u took ur table cause the tables are bolted to the ground. moron

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