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By sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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By NotAGoodStart - 07/03/2020 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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Classic

By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

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Self report

By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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By clairebear104 - 19/09/2014 03:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

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Alex_DeLarge 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:15

Even if that wasn't her, did you think insulting somebody would make you look cool?

Callyn 47

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:16

You're an ass. Even if she wasn't fat, she probably would have found that offensive. You should've just told her that you were there. If you weren't attracted to her, you aren't obligated to make a second date but you don't have to be rude.

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im_da_man 5

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:38

THIS IS WHY IM SO NICE!

masterofoverkill 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:39

in the words of the late, great Freddie Mercury. "Fat Bottom girls you make the rockin' world go round"

DuhthatsObvious 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:50

#8 and #23, ILY... OP your life is ******!

im_da_man 5

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:51

BABY GOT BACK!

moonlight_daze 8

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:54

The OP wins for being so utterly oblivious to his rudeness and insensitivity. Such obliviousness is quite a feat if I do say so myself! :D

cat83 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:57

YDI, but it's still pretty funny :-)

kateexo 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 4:01

Fat people need to lose weight, they can help it if their fat it's called stop eating fast food and get off their lazy ass. There's no need to be fat, so. Don't feel bad for them. But that sucks for you that's when you run and pretend you never were suppose to meet her. :)

Miss_Jessie12 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 4:06

Its funny how most of the conversation is a bash on fat people. Are you all really that insecure with yourselves you have to make fun of other people? Seriously... (and she was probably to good for you anyway...)

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 17:50

I eat healthily, exercise regularly and am still overweight. Why don't you get off your high horse and stop judging others? I hope your metabolism slows right down, it would be good for you to have to actually watch what you eat.