Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
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Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
Even if that wasn't her, did you think insulting somebody would make you look cool?
Callyn 47
You're an ass. Even if she wasn't fat, she probably would have found that offensive. You should've just told her that you were there. If you weren't attracted to her, you aren't obligated to make a second date but you don't have to be rude.
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Comments (237)
Dreamworld_fml 0
Now I do not speak on behalf of all fat people because I know there are some proud/happy fat people who probably have no emotional issues at all out there, but most over weight people are living and dealing with what I have described above. For further information on this topic you may reach me at www.psych4you.com or at 1800 lol jk alrighty people have a great day/night! ; )
TysonFawlay 0
This isn't a YDI nor an FML, it's a "******* A dude"! Nice job! That's how you treat those disgusting lard pieces if you can't somehow execute them. And Dreamworld, you're probably retarded. I know I'm not fat and thats awesome. If you are fat, then you suck and are disgusting. Furthermore, a small dick is no ones fault, while being fat is because you fail really badly. Dont defend fat people, because when ll the food in this world is eaten, their friends will be the first things they gulp down, the rest will point and laugh from a distance. Oh and how would the OP be a girl? It's tons more likely it's a guy since it SAYS it is. And why would I care if theres mental reasons for being disgusting? LOL well deal with it instead of taking up other peoples space, it's DISGUSTING! I'd rather have them cut themselves so we would get rid of them.
Edumacated 0
Obviously YDI OP, jackass.
Dreamworld_fml 0
Tyson I didnt even take the time to read through all your bullshit because you are a huge TROLL and you deserve to die! Good luck with that ; )
DrMorbid 0
Hahaha, this is hilarious! This should have been an illustrated FML! :)
goldfishgirl 0
open mouth insert foot =)
tehgeorgeh 0
Well you certainly aren't the catch now, are you? Blind dates are for guys too scared to approach women. I'm not fat, but if someone texted me that, I would be running far, far away. How rude... It might say something about why you're still single!
Cattiva 0
Next time when I'll go to a blind date with a guy I'll take an iron or a frying pan... Not to spam this site of same posts...
zack767 0
Tyson I completely agree with you world is over populated and there children starving that could use the 8th serving of chicken wings
kukopia 0
He was being honest, not judgemental.