Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
more4me 27
Dislike! Kidding. I hope you walked out.
CallMeWindSock 24
Does she also say "LOL" out loud?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (92)
HighasaCloud 46
I wonder if she moans "hashtag getting laid" whenever she is having sex
snow_white99 7
Were you on a blind date with a 14 year old?
otumboo 10
no omg ?
uhohitslisa2 20
You should've said "hashtag #dumped" before you left. .... Anybody? ... No? Okay.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Hash-tag annoying!
ChildrenOfFilth 12
That's why you don't go on blind dates. Lol.
apcsox 18
"Oh my gawd, but first, let me take a selfie" Run!!!
momac86 17
That is what we call a twidiot... Move on I'm sure u can do better
WeskerxChris 12
I would've flipped the table and yelled "dislike"
Epickitty58 29
#dissapointing.....