Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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Top comments
more4me 27
Dislike! Kidding. I hope you walked out.
CallMeWindSock 24
Does she also say "LOL" out loud?
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Comments (92)
Dabeli_fml 16
#blinddatewoes Post this on Twitter and it may start trending! I am sure a lot of us have weird stories about blind dating.
wdthompson1 18
This should go on ifunny!?
MandyMeow_fml 18
It's funny that you turn to a social media site to complain about how she was too intertwined in one.
Astrum14 24
FML isn't a social media site.
cinskeep43 15
its not social media... its the beautiful culmination of humanity's need for peer judgment and thousands of highly judgmental people.
cryssycakesx3 23
the people of FML are far from social…
amaindayyy46 20
The definition of social media is a website or application that enables users to share or create content so she's actually correct.
foxwasalamb 24
i agree with mandy on this actually. its like a loose social media site
meli1195 31
Except that OP isn't saying actions done on a social media out loud
laylaeve 9
Uhh is she that much of a bubble head
cadillacgal79 32
Apparently social media has taken over our lives....
ConstantlyAnna 8
I hope when it was (finally) over, you said you didn't 'LIKE' this date. Speak their language to communicate. Though, sounds like you have to sink to being moronic to do that, so maybe not the best advice...
Nicholas12 15
get rid of her
Wizardo 34
Unfollow and report, report for the good of humanity.
dubb420 15
kill her with fire!
sydneysays 15
What is wrong with people