Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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Today, for the first time in months, a potential employer was willing to give me a job. On my way out of the interview, I tripped over and broke a 1000 dollar glass table. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
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extrasnipes 22
So in other words you got the job?
UncleCaitlyn 21
Did you play it off and wink or apologize
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Comments (67)
CoGhostRider 31
And you girls want equal rights! Just kidding, I actually would do the same if it would work
CoGhostRider 31
@41 no its exploiting sexism, why not let someone else's weakness benefit you?
mazor 22
Bridget Jones moment
Luter72 9
it must have helped with your interview
Carpetlayer 10
Was the floor wet? Was the linoleum defective in any way?
mandyn333 10
You falling will make yourself Stan out to him. He'll remember you fell & think about how the interview went. Same thing happened to my mother-in-law. She was wearing a necklace that busted everywhere. She got the job because that stood out.
sunny354wi 8
Hope he didn't slip and fall too :P
maximumcarnage 13
man its a real pain in the ASS when that happens
Enzymatically 14
I hope you were wearing your lucky panties... dont wanna get caught on a slippery floor in granny panties
1known_fml 8
Thus showing the importance of nice lingerie.