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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Carpetlayer's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 June 2015 14:12 / United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By badparent - / Monday 8 April 2013 04:26 / Australia - Southport

Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thenotsomanlyman / Monday 7 March 2011 16:17 / United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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By not impressed - / Friday 9 October 2015 18:27 / Canada - Nanaimo

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML

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By Anonymous / Monday 26 October 2015 04:42 /

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