Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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Today, for the first time in months, a potential employer was willing to give me a job. On my way out of the interview, I tripped over and broke a 1000 dollar glass table. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
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extrasnipes 22
So in other words you got the job?
UncleCaitlyn 21
Did you play it off and wink or apologize
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Comments (67)
magickitten 26
How is that similar?
2C0OL4SCH0OL 17
I don't think it would be a problem. Every human makes mistakes so it's okay. I am sure you and your boss will laugh about it someday. Hope you get the job. (:
benedictjongoh 10
hey, it might not be for the right reason, but at least he remembered you.
idefka 34
Get the job?
sighlifeman 12
why is everyone assuming the "boss" was a man ?
Jryan952015 7
That was when you realized you shouldn't have worn your princess underwear!!!
cmarksjr 16
That's just false advertising
Tannasgh 22
You slipped and the boss got a "raise"
Le_ponderer 14
That's embarrassing but would be a great back story if you got the job. Also, now you know to check the sole of those particular shoes you had on at the time; they might be worn out.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
#7 literally implied the same thing... But her comment gets down voted? lol