Great parenting

By clutzymama - 10/07/2015 04:27 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML
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You deserved it 16 435
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1221jamw 11

knock knock. Hello it's CPS may we come in?

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Jakk100 20
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That would have been awkward to explain to the staff the second time around! "See it's actually kinda a funny story..."

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Jakk100 20
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That would have been awkward to explain to the staff the second time around! "See it's actually kinda a funny story..."

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devildog562 33
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It's all funny until they open a cps case against you. Then you have people digging through all your stuff and watching every move you make . It'll be a good story way later on in life though .

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Hyenayena 27
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Wow, #15. You sure are the light of the party

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teentee401 36
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...And then the mom reenacts how she clocked her child and clocks her again.

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1221jamw 11

knock knock. Hello it's CPS may we come in?

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mwali02 32

Poor life choices. Good luck with this one mama!

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cksmith51 14
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It's okay OP, Adrian Peterson said it was an accident too

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hipposteve 21

poor baby! :(

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roydashious 11
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runs in the family ?

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echarlotte 19
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That'll be embarrassing when you're back in the ER

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trellz17 19

I'd say it's more "fuck your daughters life".

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jacjax 10
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at least she'll be ok ? but imagine explaining to the doctor again haha,

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Abhinow 7
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you seem to be a bubble wrap mom

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MandieL 27
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I meant the bubble wrap comment.

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Econforthwin 15
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How did the doctor respond? I want a follow up here because he couldn't have been enthused.

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