Great parenting

By clutzymama - 10/07/2015 04:27 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 459
You deserved it 16 466

Same thing different taste

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1221jamw 11

knock knock. Hello it's CPS may we come in?

That would have been awkward to explain to the staff the second time around! "See it's actually kinda a funny story..."

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That would have been awkward to explain to the staff the second time around! "See it's actually kinda a funny story..."

It's all funny until they open a cps case against you. Then you have people digging through all your stuff and watching every move you make . It'll be a good story way later on in life though .

Wow, #15. You sure are the light of the party

...And then the mom reenacts how she clocked her child and clocks her again.

1221jamw 11

knock knock. Hello it's CPS may we come in?

It's okay OP, Adrian Peterson said it was an accident too

That'll be embarrassing when you're back in the ER

trellz17 19

I'd say it's more "**** your daughters life".

at least she'll be ok ? but imagine explaining to the doctor again haha,

How did the doctor respond? I want a follow up here because he couldn't have been enthused.