Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
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Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
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Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
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BADDiam 4
Parents sometimes shit on our moods.
Bonghittinglover 3
protective moms.. Better than having a mom that doesn't give a shit about you.
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Comments (188)
franceypants 0
F. Y. LLLLLLL.
iMagzzzy 0
I wouldnt want my daughter to be the bowling alley **** either.
Coolguyt2 0
how come your own mom doesnt know your age?
Stallionstar15 5
Maybe she said that you were 13 on purpose, so the guy would stop flirting with you. Well either way FYL!
Hockeyboy4280 18
Wow, nothing gets past you eh?
ohrlynao 0
NO WAY. I didn't really get it before, but you opened my eyes. Thanks!
Paradoodle 5
You should have license or permit. Proves your birthday.
Bloodywolf20 9
Actually the whole licence deal doesnt always happen at 16 Im almost 21 an i can ligaly drive on a road I have to use a bike -Non motorize- to get to work An i didnt get an I.D card till i was 18
briannac1 0
At least she's protective!
ccheart55 5
Her mom probably only said that so he'd stop flirting with her. If that was me my dad would have freaked out on him and have embarrassed the both of us.
robotchiken2011 0
ugh ! that sucks C O C K !!!
structuredchaoz 4
If he is over 18 you are still jailbait.
mollyjynxjax 28
No, the legal age of consent in Maryland is 16
jobsman99 0
wait a few years then he will be old enough to legally have sex with. it may be worth the wait.