Money: Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games....

By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

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By Cameron - 29/10/2017 06:00

Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By DF - 26/06/2014 14:58 - Israel - Rehovot

Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML

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By embarassed - 25/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML

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By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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By thanks dad - 04/01/2018 19:00

Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML

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Melanie_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:20

I would never go anywhere with her again. Nice to know that your dignity is worth less than 2 games of bowling to her.

Seegtease 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:08

Your mom ADD much?

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summer66_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 1:13

how would ******** ur pants get her her money back in the first place??

dangkoopa 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:27

I was thinking the same thing

nazooer 11

Friday 24 April 2009 22:42

People complaining about #6 Hmm.. Maybe its a TYPO!

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 8:17

There's a reason why everyone says their parents are crazy!d

JR_McPeezy 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:18

haha too funny kinda fukd up but funny. get her back now

jcville 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:16

lich_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 18:32

hahaha. oh my god.

cmac86 23

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:48

your mom is a real bitch isn't she?

cheifwonton14 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 8:57

hahaha dude that's awesome!

alexx1111 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:29

LOL I'm 18, and if my mom said that, I'd die. yet, my mom didn't, yours did, so it's hilarious XD

Sebbyisme 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 19:09

Why can i never find the comment that everyone is talking about? (In this case, 6)

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