By olivia_stealth - 08/02/2009 23:50 - United States

Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML
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You deserved it 40 309

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thanks for all your imput. for the record i am in GT and AP classes and my parents expect at least a 3.75 GPA ususally. i am still currently grounded, and won't be ungrounded until i recieve a 4.0 on my report card. WHICH is technically a 5.0 with AP credit. so do not criticize my "ambition or self respect", vm2012, because I guarentee I have a better transcript than you. kthanks to everyone else for your comments! <333

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Well I'm sure that "ugly ass nerd" with no life will be making more than Bill Gates while you're giving him a Big Mac and some fries.

Actually I'm not surprised that you're an AP and honor student. Contrary to popular belief, not everyone in those classes are first rate geniuses. Well unless you take AP Physics, but that's a whole nightmare in itself.

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maybe your moms a psychotic bitch... i mean, just sayin' ;)

By any chance does anyone else think the op is Asian?

hahaha what a bitch

bum city dude... that fuckin' sucks

hey 6, what guitar is that?

Obviously a six string.

I lol'd. I truly did.

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thanks for all your imput. for the record i am in GT and AP classes and my parents expect at least a 3.75 GPA ususally. i am still currently grounded, and won't be ungrounded until i recieve a 4.0 on my report card. WHICH is technically a 5.0 with AP credit. so do not criticize my "ambition or self respect", vm2012, because I guarentee I have a better transcript than you. kthanks to everyone else for your comments! <333

How the hell can you get a 5.0? Omfg.....well I've had 2 friends who had 5.0, but one of them was like an ugly ass nerd with no life (never hanging out with people like that again) and the other was just a genius from Asia who actually was cool. I can't even get close to a 5.0. 4.2 ftw!!

Well I'm sure that "ugly ass nerd" with no life will be making more than Bill Gates while you're giving him a Big Mac and some fries.

Actually I'm not surprised that you're an AP and honor student. Contrary to popular belief, not everyone in those classes are first rate geniuses. Well unless you take AP Physics, but that's a whole nightmare in itself.

My mom doesn't ground me or my siblings :)

Just because A does better in school than B doesn't mean A will ever make more money or be more successful than B.

At least you weren't grounded as bad as you would have with a C.

arent they gonna find out in the long run when you fail your exam

It kinda does tho.

You sound like an awful person, I'd hate to meet you in real life.

No offense, but you're obviously very smart. Why get grounded for a measly C thats like worth a B on a 5.0 scale?

^ lol, that would explain it eh?

MAD AZN PARENTALZ!! haha but srsly i'm an A student but if I get a bad grade my mom's just like "Make sure you study" since I usually get good grades and it's just like -fart- on a test. lolol If my son (I'm going to adopt a kid so I know the gender) got a bad grade I wouldn't ground him, I would help him!! Being punished because you don't understand something is just going to make the child not want to learn, or be scared, or lie so they don't get in trouble. :/

Or motivate them to work if the kid has any worth

What an asinine comment. Not every kid is dealt the same hand. It's normal to struggle in some subjects.

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Some American parents are like that, not most though.... Still grounding kids for this isn't good...could be the teacher's fault...

Same... Americans parents need to chill. Many of them are just so conservative :|