FML : Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a...

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Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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You deserved it

By nothing - / Monday 18 May 2009 05:12 / United States

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By redbluegreen | 40

#208621 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:13

I'm sure he understood what you meant after he thought about it.
He probably hears about his balls all the time.

By woahZERO | 0

#208595 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:05

i would probably say that when the ball is distracting me.

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By woahZERO | 0

#208595 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:05

i would probably say that when the ball is distracting me.

By TJStarzZ | 8

#208598 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:06

Well, hey, it does seem like a really cool ball, and I'm sure the guy would understand. Balls, Bowling alley, 2 and 2 together, and....

By tbweffect | 0

#208604 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:08

Yeah, hardly an FML. Get out more

By jessicasquash | 0

#208608 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:09

laaaaaame.

By 24788 | 5

#208611 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:10

lol, I'd say that just to be smart ass.

It's not like he really cares and the chances of you guys seeing each other again is pretty rare.

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gayguysf | 0

#978618 - Monday 12 April 2010 6:22

I'm sure he's like a giant loser anyways, I mean bowling alone with his own balls?

By redbluegreen | 40

#208621 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:13

I'm sure he understood what you meant after he thought about it.
He probably hears about his balls all the time.

By rawrsaysdino | 0

#208641 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:27

lmao, that would be somthing i would do.

By GR3453m0nk3y | 4

#208648 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:42

haha wow nice
i wouldve asked if i can see them lol

By Yeh_Right | 0

#208650 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:43

Not an FML. Get out of here.

By gurlgurlgurl | 0

#208652 - Monday 18 May 2009 12:45

lmao dumbass

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