Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML
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Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Well, on the bright side, you got his attention.
bollywood_rocks 0
frankie,I think she was DRIVING! read it again. Help her with what? Driving her/his car? I say YDI because you could've hit something else all in an effort to get noticed by some random "cute" guy. What if you had injured yourself or someone else in your quest to be noticed? Narcissist,much? FML is becoming a safe haven for self centered and selfish brats.
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Comments (66)
FMY_FYL 0
I'd be more ******* depressed that I spilled the frosty. What the ****? It's a ******* Frosty. Frosty's are ******* sacred, bitch. Get the **** offline and go buy another one.
bollywood_rocks 0
frankie,I think she was DRIVING! read it again. Help her with what? Driving her/his car? I say YDI because you could've hit something else all in an effort to get noticed by some random "cute" guy. What if you had injured yourself or someone else in your quest to be noticed? Narcissist,much? FML is becoming a safe haven for self centered and selfish brats.
Dutchie2010 0
You should be laughing at them cause they work at Wendy's...unless you don't have a job, then FYL.
ManganeseDream 0
Wow, a very similar thing happened to me on the way into a Wendy's parking lot.
ditlihi 0
What asses they are.
OHMAHGAHH 0
lmfaoo. hope your head's okay.
ammali 0
#18 has a good point, you should have cracked up too and then winked at him!
lmpinto 0
YDI for eating while driving and waving.
Always4tehlolz 0
Today some cute _____ was in my local _____, I tried to get their attention by _____ but because I'm a klutz I ended up falling/hitting something. The cute ____ laughed at me. Am I the only one tired of reading these FML's? They are all the same and all very lame.
mattmag 0
Pretend you're unconscious and see if he tries CPR.