Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
Purplexus
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Purplexus 14
Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha
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buddy_J 16
Wish I could take his class
Juniorhap 9
like a boss I would have done the same
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coxenator1105 9
sounds like a cool guy
steviemelikian 5
Haircuts are expensive lmao
saxybandgeek 14
He sounds like a crazy chemistry professor
purplerain229 9
Your dad is a true badass
steffidallasbfl 16
Did he realize he coulda taken the cigarette out if his mouth, put it in the fire, then put it back in his mouth.?
Purplexus 14
He decided a life without risks is the worst way to go.
aecribb 14
Cigars are somewhat difficult to light at times and it generally works better if one is inhaling while lighting it.
juan3611 14
Sounds like a fun teacher
AverageJoey 18
Sounds more like a badass
daniel_2209 12
He is a ******* idiot!
howdoilogin 9
My guess is he's more of an English or Political Science major, right?
Mr_Trollington 2
By any chance is your father's name Kramer?