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Purplexus Ankara, Turkey

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

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Purplexus 14

Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha

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buddy_J 16

Wish I could take his class

Juniorhap 9

like a boss I would have done the same

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Comments (177)

schexysnyda 1

Everyone get naked

nopasanada 3

this is by far onecof the best fml ive read...nice

that60steen 5

I want to hear his philosophy on life.

Link/DD 13

BADASSITUDE

jbtheone_fml 5

Why is this an FML?

nightrode 2

And my hero :')

142_cats 13

He sounds like a real player.

fandoms_unite 13

I immediately thought of Ted Mosby.

pfft123 14

Your dad is awesome xD

Bossgirlhana 15

This FML makes me think of Walter White from Breaking Bad for some reason...