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Purplexus Ankara, Turkey

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

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Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha

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Wish I could take his class

like a boss I would have done the same

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martin8337 36

A real Einstein.

Very noble and good sense if humor your old man has!! Be proud of him

that's pretty funny, have to say I've done it while cooking with oil, not fun

You're dad sounds cute. Maybe try appreciating his humour!

Every second of it! :)

He is my hairo now

I wish i could thumbs that up more than once...

JMichael 26

This reminds me of my old chemistry professor who used hold a cigarette in one hand and a piece of chalk in the other. He'd forget which hand had which and end up stick the piece of chalk in his mouth. But damn was he an awesome professor!

OP has an eccentric father. Not really FML worthy.

Ihavegas 22

this guy is my new best mate, stop being a douche to your dad.

Hey, I was never being a douche, simply creatively messing around with his 'smart' lifestyle. He really is a great man and I really appreciate him, thanks for commenting.

Wouldn't it be FHL? He is the one who got his hair burnt off, not you..