Purplexus
Ankara, Turkey
Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
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buddy_J 16
Wish I could take his class
Juniorhap 9
like a boss I would have done the same
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cgart96 15
Fire. He meant fire. Some people pronounce the word "fire" like "fiya" jokingly. But you probably knew that and were just being a smartass anyways.
NotAddictive 6
This girl is on in FIYYYAAAAAAA
Purplexus 14
In a form of idiotic motives and ongoing rants. I guess so.
israelnotjacob 20
He's a liberal professor I take it.
Moonlessnite 5
Your dad is epic.
Dinoporeon 9
He sounds like a fun professor and dad. Much better than being boring.
MaFioso13 17
First time I've seen a OP respond to everyone's comments.
Purplexus 14
Glad someone pointed it out. Didn't know it was uncommon.
beatlegirl27 20
Your dad is amazing. What school does he teach at?
8born8 18
the roof, the roof, the roof is on fiya! oh, my mistake it's just the prof.
dachshundsrule 7
This made my flippin day. Lololololol. CLASSIC, OP
Purplexus 14
Thanks haha
Makaze 12
This is neither an FML or you deserved it, your dad made a mistake a rolled with it, that's awesome and shame on you for trying to paint him as retarded.