Miscellaneous: Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the... - FML

By Purplexus - 02/01/2014 14:13 - Turkey - Ankara

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

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Purplexus 14

Thursday 2 January 2014 19:01

Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha

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buddy_J 16

Thursday 2 January 2014 17:58

Wish I could take his class

Juniorhap 9

Thursday 2 January 2014 17:58

like a boss I would have done the same

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el_sloth 7

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:35

Thats smooth

divadro102 16

Thursday 9 January 2014 6:53

He owned that situation like a boss. No ***** given

ghidodi 3

Friday 10 January 2014 9:30

He seems tight

ingridsoare 3

Monday 13 January 2014 4:23

This made my life

conman531 23

Wednesday 15 January 2014 4:34

if I may say so, after reading your comments OP, I think you're pretty nice yourself

Otherhats 20

Wednesday 22 January 2014 2:34

Like a boss?

TallMist 32

Thursday 24 April 2014 23:44

Where did you go wrong? I'd say you lost a friend in the bitterness.

cluch3 22

Thursday 1 May 2014 3:09

Thats how my great grandma died. She tried to lote a cigarette on the stove and caught her blouse on fire.

Pointy 12

Wednesday 16 September 2015 21:37

He sounds ******* amazing

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