Jukka
Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
emelie000
Irrational fears
Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML
Bad Cat
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
JustMyLuck
United States
Sorry Mr Nibbles
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
Ihatestraycats
Apex predator
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
Jack00412
Montague, United States
Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
mom
San Diego, United States
Pests
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
corasmom
United States
Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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lGreenspanl 2
Get a snake, Problem solved
shad93 3
yay for inspiring movies!!!
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PsychoMerk 0
lulz. :3
RainbowHeadache 2
Ha you deserved it for not teaching her the difference between movies & real life. Now you'll be lounging in your bed when all of a sudden you feel something wriggle by your feet. Surprise.
ugliness 6
I just hope he doesnt squish any if any are very docile (I'm lucky enough to own a rat that acts like a puppy and is very tame, her sister died yesterday so she might not be around for long) they might hang around op and the daughter
callofduty4life 0
terrible parent
redbluegreen 41
Mice going, OP.
Thanatos1206 0
As corny as this comment is, it actually made me laugh. Congratulations.
Pokeemon 3
I see what you did there
ILoveEggnog 7
I remember after I saw this movie I set my brother free from the basement. He killed half the kids in the neighborhood and sodomized all of the kittens before we recaptured him.
mariazzz 5
mouse traps. problem solved!
ShyAnn29 15
they're pets though, not wild mice, so I don't think they want to kill them
ugliness 6
I know, what's with all the sick minded pet killers O.e
PunchOfTheNinja 3
Not all mouse traps aim to kill, just saying
ChantelRenaeee 0
hahaha I have mice. but none of them have escaped yet thankfully.(:
redbluegreen 41
And now you've jinxed yourself.
Thanatos1206 0
Unless she knocked on wood while writing that comment.
ChantelRenaeee 0
haha I don't believe in 'jinxing'. so it's all cool.(:
ReynshineCutting 10
Oh goodness you reminded me of our 2 female rat escape artists. One of them died recently but in their old cage they would chew on the bars until they became loose and squeeze out. Then they chewed a big hole in the plastic bottom of their cage and escaped. Rats are amazing lol.
cobras40 0
your fault for letting her have a movie like tht and mice
briidontgive_ 0
They probably can't bring much harm, but just knowing they're loose running around, you could accidently squish one or something :/. Plus they'll pee and poop in hard to reach places.
thebestof1984 0
Get a cat!