Jukka
Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
emelie000
Irrational fears
Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML
Bad Cat
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
JustMyLuck
United States
Sorry Mr Nibbles
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
Ihatestraycats
Apex predator
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
Jack00412
Montague, United States
Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
mom
San Diego, United States
Pests
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
corasmom
United States
Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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lGreenspanl 2
Get a snake, Problem solved
shad93 3
yay for inspiring movies!!!
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SteelCladAngel 0
when we moved into our new apartment TWO mice chewed through several bags of dried beans, rice and barley,chewed into two boxes of cereal,shat all over baby bottles and nipples that's close to $100 in losses. in two nights.... plus the price of the traps we bought... the little bastards cost us about $150 in all
evildemonchild 18
and nipples? O_o
ReynshineCutting 10
You could've just washed the bottles and nipples.....
SteelCladAngel 0
mouse and rat pee/poop carry diseases that can kill an adult I'd rather not take that chance...
SteelCladAngel 0
yes...bottles have nipples, the little rubber or silicone part that the liquid comes out....lol does teat sound better??
SteelCladAngel 0
when we moved into our new apartment TWO mice chewed through several bags of dried beans, rice and barley,chewed into two boxes of cereal,shat all over baby bottles and nipples that's close to $100 in losses. in two nights.... plus the price of the traps we bought... the little bastards cost us about $150 in all
caviar_fml 2
ydi for not getting her a dog
hatorimitsume 0
why the hell did you het her six?!
DocBastard 40
I LOVE mice! Especially sauteed in a little lemon butter with shallots over a bed of polenta. Mmmmm...
notquite69 0
Mice? Your daughter is obviously too young to care for pets. Why would you get her mice? YDI.
sarz14 0
that's actually kind of cute:p
jared134 0
your flat dumb ass
JaaAaack69 0
if your daughter is that immature u shouldn't have let her own 6 mice
kaytee44 0
^^ foreaal.. what girl young enough to watch free willy owns 6 mice ! that's retarded. -who would even want mice ? they're gross-